Well, it's Easter day again, so all around the world Chimpanzees are going on a Cocaine fuelled gun rampage. It's something we all have to face every year, so it's time for some info to help out!
Since the most pressing thing on your mind right now is probably how to disarm the chimp in front of you, here's some handy tips from the excellent Cracked magazine:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-you-need-to-disarm-a-chimpanzee
And, assuming you're still alive, you may wish to read about the epidemic of primate stumulant addiction, & how it turns Chimps into assholes from The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/chimp-in-cocaine-study-starts-lying-to-friends,17176/
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